Sweet Buffet of Fees

Thank you dear caring bank with a buffet line of fees like the Opening Fee, Closing Fee, Maintenance Fee, Transaction Fee, Excessive Transactions Fee, Unavailable Funds Fee, Insufficient Funds Fee, Returned Deposit Fee, Teller Fee, Below Required Balance Fee, Returned Check Fee, Internet Banking Fee, ATM Fee, Out Of Area ATM Bank Fee, Telephone Banking Fee, Withdraw Fee, Check Cashing Fee, Internet Bill Pay Fee, Overdraft Fee, Overdraft Protection Fee, Overdraft Protection Transfer Fee, Daily Withdrawal Limit Fee, Monthly Fee, Annual Fee, thanks to you I can’t afford the $6,500 to die but I’m just rich enough to live to pay my taxes.