Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

JENNY CRAIG MADE ME DO IT! A Florida woman who was arrested for dropping her pants and relieving herself at a picnic area blamed the incident on a flat belly, rather than a full bladder. The woman, who was unsteady on her feet when cops arrived at the scene, says that her pants fell down on their own because she'd recently lost weight -- and she was having a bit of trouble keeping them attached to her hips.