Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

An English crook showed up to court wearing a jacket he was accused of stealing. Stephen Kirkbride denied stealing the jacket, despite the fact that a surveillance tape captured the crime. He said he bought the coat at a charity store, and couldn't explain the rip in the jacket where the security tag had been cut out. The prosecuting attorney asked, "You're making this up as you go along, aren't you?"