Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

Police in Colorado are looking for a really crappy criminal who hid inside a port-a-potty during a yoga festival. A woman who went to use the port-a-potty told Boulder police she saw a man hiding in the tank when she lifted the toilet lid. He was covered in a tarp. A security officer at the festival said the guy eventually emerged from the toilet covered in human waste and got away. Guess no one wanted to tackle him.