Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

THAT'S NOT GOUDA! Cops in Florida had a case of assault with a grilled cheese sandwich. Todd Harvey and his girlfriend, Amanda Fulford, were arguing outside their home. Harvey, who was bleeding, was bitten by his girlfriend. Fulford admitted to biting him, but called it self-defense because he held her down in bed with a grilled cheese. Fulford didn't want to press charges, but Harvey was taken to jail anyway.