Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

IT'S A BIRD ... IT'S A PLANE ...IT'S AN IDIOT!
Cops were called to a mall in Iowa City because a man identified as Jerald Navarre was shouting at passersby. Navarre, who smelled strongly of alcohol, admitted to being "a little drunk," but said he needed to be at the mall to protect women -- and identified himself as "Captain Save-a-Ho."