Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

A delicatessen in Portland, Oregon, is offering romantic bouquets of salami for the meat-lover in your life, but they don't come cheap. Three long-stemmed salamis will run you 75 bucks, while a six-stem bunch is an even 100 dollars. As a bonus, the delivery dude will serenade the recipient with a chorus or two of "Love Is Where the Meat Is." Sounds kind of hammy to us!