Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

Maureen Raymond in Florida was weaving over the highway's double yellow lines at high speed, leading a deputy to pull her over. The officer said she smelled strongly of booze and was slurring her words: When he asked her if she was suffering from any injuries, she replied that she had "whiplash and big boobies." The deputy stepped in when she started taking off her clothes to prove the validity of the second claim.