MEAT THE NEIGHBORS- Cops are grilling a Florida woman who's been charged with harassing her neighbors with a variety of nasty deeds including ripping down their mailbox and stuffing it with raw meat. Another time, Melany Alexander sent a text message to Jeremiah Blake and Jody Molter, telling them to look out their window. When they did, she flipped the bird and slashed the tires on their car.

A burglar in New York is looking at a stretch in the cooler after cops tracked him down for cooling off with orange juice at the scene of his crime. James Moorer swiped a computer and several cameras from a New York City apartment and might have gotten away with it but he left his DNA behind on a carton of orange juice he drank from during his break-in. Cops matched the repeat felon's DNA to the national database.

NO BUTTS ABOUT IT, HE'S GUILTY! A Massachusetts man was arrested for stealing toilet paper from his job at a government building, and hiding it in a logical place -- his butt! David Pinkham was cuffed after a surveillance camera caught him sneaking some two-ply out of the city hall in Lawrence, Massachusetts. That kind of behavior is anything but Charmin'!

Hermit Crab Feeder & Cleaner: Some folks in Nashville need someone to care for a bunch of live land hermit crabs for a few hours each Sunday. You don't need experience, but you must be willing to chill with "large quantities" of hermit crabs, care for them and clean the holding areas. You also must be able to lift a water hose.

Remember when just about any flight you took included a meal? Nowadays, you could fly cross-country and get nothing more than a drink and a bag of chips. Remember when there were no websites dedicated to airline meals? Nowadays there's AirlineMeals.net.

It's shaping up to be a bad year for sports fans. The NFL labor dispute still isn't resolved and last night (Thursday) at midnight Eastern Time, the NBA locked out their players and it doesn't look like it will be resolved any time soon. The NBA claims that 22 of its 30 teams are losing money, NBA owners want to cut the players' 57-percent share of revenue. The players have offered a cut of 54.3-percent.

MSNBC political analyst Mark Halperin has been suspended indefinitely after calling President Obama "a dick" on the network's Morning Joe program. But he used the word after being assured that the show's producer would use the seven-second delay to bleep it out. Unfortunately it wasn't caught in time, and now Halperin is out of a job.

t's shaping up to be a bad year for sports fans. The NFL labor dispute still isn't resolved and last night (Thursday) at midnight Eastern Time, the NBA locked out their players and it doesn't look like it will be resolved any time soon. The NBA claims that 22 of its 30 teams are losing money, NBA owners want to cut the players' 57-percent share of revenue. The players have offered a cut of 54.3-percent.

Octomom Nadya Suleman is feeling the strain of having 14 kids. In a candid interview she sayswishes she never had children and that she's thought of killing herself. "I hate the babies, they disgust me," and she doesn't have much love for her older children either. "My older six are animals," she says. "[They are] getting more and more out of control, because I have no time to properly discipline them."