Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

A New Zealand man nearly engineered his own demise by looking for a comfy place to sleep off a bender -- and settling on a set of railroad tracks. Officials discovered the man after a train conductor called police to inform them that he thought he'd run over a person on an overnight trip. When cops went out to investigate, they found the man, flat on his caboose and still drunk but virtually unscathed.