Digital Musings of Tabitha Hawk

Hulk Hogan plans to shave off his iconic mustache and at least one person thinks the move will have dire consequences. Dr. Aaron Perlut, chairman of the American Mustache Institute, Perlut says, "Not only would the removal of his lower nose foliage cause angels in heaven to die and fall to earth -- as is written in biblical texts -- but it would send a poor message to young people of Mustached American descent.